Tuesday, July 27, 2010

You Can Take Your Mahalo and Shove it Up Your Fit, Tan, Smiling Hawaiian Ass


"Mahalo". Go fuck yourself. While you're over here in your island paradise doing outdoorsy shit, relaxing on the beach with boat drinks and being generally pleasant and attractive, the rest of us are pissing away our lives in intemperate climates, spending half our day in a cage staring at computers, and generally getting our tits kicked in by The Man. So pardon fucking me if I don't Mahalo back at you, homie. Instead of spending all of your ample time pursuing the enjoyment of being, maybe you should get your ass indoors and start doing something you fucking hate all day for some asshole you can't stand, so you can support the payments on all the shit you never needed in the first place. Seriously guys, drop the coconut and get with the miserable, stressed-out plan already.

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