If All the European Dudes I saw in Italy are any Indication, I need to Buy Some Denim Manpris...Stat

There are more pairs of manpris in Europe than you can shake a fucking stick at. Denim only sweetens the deal. From the large-headed, greasy-haired and violent look of the men most frequently adorned in the denim variety, I'm going to speculate that fabric is most popular in eastern Europe. Do not sleep on this fashion trend. You make fun of it now and see what happens later. You tune into Extreme Makeover Home Edition one fine evening, minding your own goddamn business and boom, Ty Pennington is hanging drywall in manpris. Then its too fucking late banejo, you're nothing but a follower if you buy them now. So where does that leave you? Walking down the street in a pair of above-the-knee shorts or god forbid full-length pants, like some kind of fucking schmuck. I'll be the guy on the other side of the street in cargo manpris and a dyed faux mullet, trailing bitches in my wake.