When Mel Gibson Speaks, I Fucking Listen

Mel Gibson is pure 24 carat comedic gold. He's blaming Jews for all wars, and he doesn't even care that the business he's in is dominated by Jews. He's bringing Passion Plays back. He's threatening to plant his wife "in a rose garden". He's dropping "cunt" right in her chevy chase. Where's he going next? Illegal immigrants? Blaming Africans for the slave trade? Saying Hitler had "some really good ideas"? Blaming Indians for his gambling addiction? Producing the screen version of "The Merchant of Venice" and forcing Shylock's character to wear devil horns and carry around a pitchfork? Claiming that the victims of the Khymer Rouge "had it coming to them"? Blaming Madonna for Lady Gaga? There is no ceiling on what this wily fucking coyote is going to say or do next. All I know is that when the Mel Gibson train leaves Crazy Station, I'm all the fuck on board.