July 4th Fireworks Displays are THE Ideal Time to Shoot a Mutherfucker

In what has become a yearly tradition on par with barbecues, flag-waving and drunkenness, multiple people were shot in Chicago during the July 4th fireworks displays. Norman Rockwell made famous this most American tradition in his famous painting "Poppin' a Cap in Some Fool on Independence Day". If you are filling some asshole full of lead for having walked through "your corner" at some time outside of a loud display of powder-driven explosions, then you sir are a fucking moron. When the skies are filled with the sounds and the sights of celebration of the birth of our great nation, who is going to notice the sound and the sight of you ending some mutherfucker's life?