Don't Sleep On Vietnam

As previously noted, I'm kind of a big deal in Slovenia.  Apparently the Vietnamese read about this, and they are fucking PISSED.  Since my glowing report on Slovenia and the copious amount of fucking ass they kick in every which way but loose (and also loose.  if anyone is loose, it is the Slovenians, bet your bottom fucking dollar), it would seem the Vietnamese have decided to wage a little viewing war with Slovenia.  They now stand even-Steven at 12 page views all time.  This is exciting folks.  It appears that Vietnam has fully recovered from the clusterfuck war America waged there for a decade and is now flexing its economic Internet muscle.  The buzz this international war is generating on the Internet is palpable.  Google had to shut down its server hub and throw some bricks of dry ice in there and let shit cool down.  It was like in "Christmas Vacation" when Clark finally is able to illuminate the lights on the house, and they have to manually shut down the grid in Chicago and switch over to the emergency circuit.  The one Internet cafe in Hanoi had a line around the block of 11 people waiting for the first guy to get done with the computer so they too could start pounding What Sucks Now.  Global commodity markets were roiling as Vietnamese rice, as well as conical straw hat production, virtually ground to a halt.  I've already been asked to travel to Vietnam and begin a tour of the country via the Ho Chi Minh Trail, as we attempt to bridge the divide between our two cultures.  My black pajamas are packed bitches.  You can choose to willfully ignore Vietnam if you wish, but at your own peril.  Vietnam, lets fucking rock.