China, Fucking Step Your Game Up

One of the hot news items of the day is the huge bench clearing brawl that the Georgetown Hoyas got into yesterday with the Bayi Rockets in China.  The Rockets are a professional basketball team in China.  The Hoyas are on an exhibition tour of China, playing basketball games along the way as some sort of bullshit culture sharing hippy drum circle time waste circle jerk.  I have watched the video of the brawl about a dozen times now.  I'm really not sure who is to blame for instigating it, and frankly I could fucking care less.  Here is the major problem I have with this brawl that one of my favorite basketball teams, the Hoyas, got into with a bunch of Chinese thugs: Not a single solitary kung fu move in the entire brawl.  Not one.  What is the point of fighting, China, if you aren't going to use kung fu?  Do you think the French would get into a brawl without running around in a circle flapping their arms and screaming like little girls before surrendering?  Hell no.  So why wouldn't you use your competitive advantage?  You know who really lost in this fight?  The fans.  They are sitting there just waiting for their countrymen to show these black American men the crouching tiger AND the hidden dragon.  Instead it is all disjointed haymakers and flailing around on the ground.  The party bosses back in Beijing are not going to like this one fucking bit, you can count on that.  Going to sentence all those pussies to 5 years hard labor in a Mongolian prison camp and make them watch Bruce Lee movies every fucking night.  Bayi Rockets, you shamed an entire nation today.