Sunday, August 15, 2010

Nothing Says "I Will Never Have an Office Job" Quite as Loudly as Neck or Forearm Tattoos


We get it, you aren't planning to work in no fuckin' office man, not now, not fuckin' never. Just in case one day you lose your fucking marbles and decide you want some loco shit like health insurance or transferable computer skills, you've made certain that part of your brain can't win. And who gives a shit anyway, you've left yourself wide open to succeed in neck/forearm tat friendly careers such as rock star, NBA player, and pirate. If the manager of Corporation X doesn't understand why you got "Daekwann 4EVA" etarnally inked on the side of your neck, that's his fucking problem.

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