I'm Extremely Impressed with BP

I cannot get over how awesome of a company BP is. They are all over the Gulf of Mexico right now cleaning up oil. They are doing it pro bono, totally for humanitarian purposes. BRAVO! I will be filling up my automobiles with BP gas for the rest of my life. They saw an ecological disaster strike in an area of the world where they aren't even from, and they stepped up to the plate and did what no one else wanted to do. Listen, no one-BP included-has any idea who caused this heinous disaster of epic proportions. It materialized out of thin air as if triggered by God himself. BP took it upon themselves as citizens of planet earth to clean up their world and make it a better place for everyone. The residents of the Gulf should be down on their knees felating the good people at BP for rescuing them from the unknown assailants that flooder their beloved homeland in light sweet crude. If more corporations would act as selflessly as BP our environment and our world in general would be a much better place. One of these days we're going to find the bastards that caused this calamity and fine their asses into oblivion. Until that time its comforting to know there are truly good people in this world like BP that are there to clean up other people's messes, even if they don't have to.