Chicago has the greatest, most moderate weather in the country. You've got two choices: 1) Dick-numbingly cold or 2) Hotter than 10 fat people in a Volkswagen. That's it. There is no spring and about 2 weeks of fall. The rest is either Antarctica or Kinshasa. You can't walk 1 block right now without having to stop and conduct a sport wipe. My dog was so hot today he had no idea what to do, so he just fucking puked. I don't blame him, I might take a dump in the street I'm so confused. Does anyone know where you can buy manpons?
Sad days when there's sport wiping going around
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