Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Big Ben Rothlisberger's Suspension Reduced from 6 to 3 Games


Rape away my friends, rape away! The message is very clear: If you are a big stupid gorilla and you play "No means Yes" with a young girl who is currently blowing a 0.32 in a bathroom while you are wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Satan emblazoned on the front, AND you are smart enough to pay her $10 million to stay out of court, your punishment is that you aren't allowed to work for 3 days. If that is the downside to raping, then tell me what's the point of using your fame and fortune to have consensual sex?

2 comments:

  1. Obviously, living in Pittsburgh, the story was much bigger hear than it was nationally. Much attention was paid to past incidents to create a "pattern" of behavior. My favorite "out of the woodwork" story was an unsubstantiated claim that in 2008, Big Ben walked into Casey's Pub on "Midget Mondays" and told a few female patrons that "...if you fuck the midget you can fuck me afterwords." The female telling the story explained how she and the midget named "Midget Mike" had intercourse. She then went up to Ben, to collect on his claim and he laughed at her and called her a "Pig" and had his body guard toss her out of the bar.

    Great story. Unsubstantiated, but great non the less.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Haha...i was using Jenny's computer to write that. I am glad it posted under her name....

    ReplyDelete