Wednesday, November 3, 2010
America Proves to the World Once More that We're a Nation of Impatient Morons
If that black guy can't fix everything that ails our country in less than 2 years, then fuck him right to hell, we'll vote in a bunch of other people with no ideas on how to do it. Take that bitch!!! We fucking showed him, and everyone else, man! Inherit one the top 5 worst financial disasters of all time, 2 wars of incomprehensible aggression, massive bailouts, staggering unemployment, infrastructure in ruins and a housing sector that looks like Beirut in the 1980's, well we don't care about any of that shit. Fucking fix all of it and get me and my cousin Denny a goddamned job, and do it in one year or less. If you can't, well then we're going to vote an entirely new group of fucktards into the office with the sole intent of telling you to fuck off. We don't even care that we don't know them or that they have presented not one idea on how to fix a single problem. All we know is that they said for the past 6 months that you suck, and that is all we need. So fuck you, you commie red bum. We don't really know what communism is, other than that guy Rocky fought in Rocky IV--the asshole that killed Apollo Creed, but Fox News says you are one and we're pretty sure from the contextual inferences in the movie, that it is something pretty bad. And we don't want that goddamn shit in our country man! So you better watch out Barack bin Laden, cuz the mutherfuckin' Republicans are comin' for your pinko commie ass! All your ideas on improving education and trying to bring health care to all Americans, that shit ain't happening now dick. Who the hell was that supposed to help anyway? I've got a G.E.D, my kids are gettin' er done with D's in school usin' the same fuckin' books I used when I was there, and I'm payin' $350 a month for COBRA policy so I'm pretty sure I don't need your goddamned health care handout you fucking ni............now c'mon, you know we ain't racist, don't try painting us into that corner you sneaky, fast-talking son-of-a-bitch. Tea Party bitches! Just like the one they did in Washington D.C. back in like 1876 when we told those Brits where to shove it!
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I'm off to throw on my American flag shirt, grab my bible, set the vcr to record O'Reilly and swing by the anti-abortion rally on my way to see Sarah Palin tell us how the Tea Party and god can save our country!
-JP
So here's the plan...taxes are gonna get cut because taxes are for socialist pinko commies. But you better not cut defense spending, so's to keep us safe from Bin Laden while he's hidin in Iraq, tryin to keep us from bringin them democracy and freedom. Also you better not cut any benefits for all the older folks that helped vote you all in, neither. Yeah, I know, those are huge chunks of the budget, but math is for fags.
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ReplyDeletePeople are very stupid the world around. American life exacerbates this stupidity with its fast pace, smart phones, excessive caffeine, et-al. It is probably true that the average Americans spend less time engaged in political thought or debate that it takes to get one Venti Mocha Latte.
With that said, I don't think anyone should see the last election cycle as a referendum for Republicans or against Democrats. Moreover, I do not see the last election as "America" agreeing with the Tea Party message. Let me explain.
The American public is a big dumb animal. Easily manipulated and fooled, the masses have been taken advantage of by the Democrats and Republicans wholesale since the 1920's. But even the dumbest animal will start to lash out after long-term abuse.
The last three general elections this country has had we experienced some of the greatest shifts of power in our country's history. Why? The dumb animal is starting to understand that something is wrong.
Now, if you are the big dumb animal, and you are really starting to distrust your government, what do you do? What has every proletariat throughout history done? Seek change. Some have done it with the guillotine while others the voting box. Rather than engage in political study or debate, which would be too hard for the dumb animal, they consider ALL politicians (Both Sides) unworthy and vote out whoever is in power. This is what has been happening in the last three elections.
Now, a brief look at the Tea Party. They are incoherent, mostly misguided and very weird. I will give them credit for one thing; they have realized completely that BOTH parties and almost EVERY member that makes up the party is at best mostly corrupt and at wort completely corrupt. Although nothing to join or emulate, at least the Tea Party understands the present form of government is not worth saving in its present form.
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ReplyDeleteNow, before we jump to conclusions, lets summarize.
ReplyDelete1. The present form of government we Americans "enjoy" is corrupt, wicked and deserves something I am not comfortable writing in public.
2. Americans are dumb, but even the masses feel the corruption from both major parties.
3. This last election, and the two prior, was the American voter exercising the only option they were intellectually able to understand en-mass...vote out those in power, regardless of party, because they are corrupt (Actually better than no strategy).
4. Sarah Palin is an idiot
5. The Tea Party satisfies the political appetite of some who have completely lost faith in Bicameral Legislature.
6. The dumbest person in this country, more than Tea Party members or Sarah Palin, is the person who thinks the Democrats are good and the Republicans are bad or vice versa scenario. If you are alive, and you think George Bush may not have been the smartest guy, but he had America's best interest in mind, you are a bigger idiot than Sarah Palin. If you think Obama really wants to make a change, but gridlock politics have stopped him from doing anything...you are in fact dumber than that Tea Party guy who dresses up like Ben Franklin and Sarah Palin. If you think Bill Clinton really put you and your country first and only tried his best to do right by America, you are dumber than Sarah Palin. In order to avoid redundancy, if even possible at this point, we need to quit the "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad" type of politics we constantly engage in as it is smoke and mirrors to distract us from how shitty a job ALL established parties have done. Once we do that and truly reform, or "rebuild" things, the Tea Party and other manifestations of frustration will fall by the wayside.
In closing, Giles and I have many different political opinions. In fact, we are polar opposites on many topics. But I feel more aligned with him than most because he understands the Two Card Monte game we all American Politics is completely broken and corrupt. Most people are too busy trying to convert people to their side rather than fixing the system of government that we have