In case you aren't multilingual like me (The extent of my German is basicaly "Ich sprechen ein bisschen Deutsche", which means I speak a little German. But joke is on you, Nazi, because that is the only sentence I know), "Uber Alles" means "Over All", like we own you, bitch. My last German instructor told us, however, that this phrase is not uttered in Germany anymore as its connotation is one of "Germany is the ethnic master of all on earth, and will bomb, shoot, gas, and inject you to prove the point". Apparently that isn't kosher any more for some reason. Other than a few neo-Nazi underground bars on Hitler's birthday, I guess you don't hear this. But today you hear it from on high because WSN has struck a monumental blow for women's rights in America with it's latest coup. That's right, WSN fucking killed Komen. The twit who convinced Komen to become one of the most pathetic, hypocritical organizations in America has just decided to "Step down". Apparently the shitstorm from this very blog, the same that has 26 followers globally, was too much for Komen to bear and someone's head had to roll. And I'm pretty sure we are all bright enough to see through "step down". There was no stepping down. The brass called a meeting and told Karen Handel's Nazi ass to grab an empty printer paper box, put the pictures of her kids at Jesus Camp in it, and get the fuck out before they released the hounds. As stated in the previous submission on this topic, in no way does this make me respect SGK. They wanted to pull the plug on Planned Parenthood. It was hypocrisy and stupidity of the highest order, but at least they stood for something. Well, they supposedly stood for preventing/curing breast cancer. But I guess by standing for pulling funding from an organization that tries to prevent--or detect early--breast cancer, I'm a bit confused as to what they actually stand for. The flip-flop shows they have a yellow streak a mile wide and will do whatever the most loudly yelling group tells them. But I digress as I'm wont to do. The point is that Karen Handel now has plenty of free time to devote to her intolerant, angry moral agenda. Forcing your own version of morality on others is a time-consuming endeavor so this might be a welcome reprieve for this harpy bitch. I think the most confusing part of the ideology of the militantly pro-life is that they are also very likely to support other forms of death. What I'm saying is that if polled (and they have been polled), there is an EXTREMELY high correllation between people who are willing to stand in the freezing fucking cold holding placards of aborted fetuses on them, and who also support the death penalty, vote for political candidates most likely to go to war for something noble like oil, and shout down war protesters as being "un-American" and not supporting the troops. So they are absolutely FOR killing adults who commit crimes, some of them borderline to fully retarded (GO TEXAS!). They are most assuredly FOR killing tons of adults in another country, a high percentage of whom are innocent non-combatants. However, they are without reservation AGAINST people who are against killing adults in foreign countries. And Goddamnit, they are not about to stand for people being killed before they ever breathe oxygen. Terminating something before it has any experiences or consciousness = BAD. Teminating something after years of collective experiences and multiple emotional attachments with other human beings = GOOD. As you can see, the logic is crystal clear.
The most infuriating part of this shithouse rat crazy pro-life cult is that they have no understanding of Jesus, depite screaming from on high that they are doing his bidding and being "Christian". Are you joking? Rallying outside of women's health clinics and shouting down people who are already miserable does not seem like something Jesus would condone. I admit that I do not believe Jesus was the son of a divine being. That doesn't mean I don't know Jesus. I've studied him enough to know a few things. First, Jesus enjoyed hallucinagenic plants. I'm not joking. Do your research. It will lead you to the undeniable fact that Jesus had a "Me Gusta Black Lotus" tattoo on his shoulder blade. Jesus was also about love, tolerance, understanding others, and forgiveness. How can you overlook the last? He was a hip, hip dude who liked to get stoned sometimes and wax eloquent about love. Sort of like Barry White. If you think he is about hazing mostly poor and young women for making what will hopefully be the most difficult decision of their entire life, then you are an asshole. And on the off chance that is what he is about, then fuck him. I have no earthly desire to be a part of that. I can't fathom that Jesus would be presented with women who got drunk for the first time at age 16 and got pregnant, or were raped by some esses, or just made a terrible judgment call that will saddle them with a child they cannot support nor are mature enough to care for, and say, "Well bitch, you're wearing that one....4EVA!". He'd be the first to hug the person walking into or out of PP and tell them everything will be all right. To stand up straight and don't let others tell you who you are. Tell them while he may not 100% agree, he understands. Then he'd look over his shoulder at the seething mass of protesters and radio in an air strike to the command center in the clouds. "Dad, Jesus here. Corner of Main and Elm Streets. Send in the duck-a-duck."
Gotten away from the point, per usual. Bottom line, WSN causes shake-up at SGK corporate headquarters. Go get your boobies goosed ladies, we here at the World Wide Web are making the world safe for early cancer detection.
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